After Obama's re-election, he and Michelle had a celebration dinner at the
Clintons. Wine with dinner and several after dinner drinks prompted Obama to ask
directions to the bathroom. Bill directed him to the bath connected to his
personal office.

Upon entering Bill's private toilet Barack was astonished to see that Clinton
had a golden urinal.

On the ride home Barack told Michelle about the golden urinal in Clinton's
private bath. "I'm thinking maybe a man of my stature should get a gold urinal
too," he said.

Later that week Michelle bumped into Hillary in a White House corridor, and told
Hillary how impressed her Barack had been upon discovering Bill had a gold
urinal in his office bath.

Later that day, when Bill got home, Hillary smiled and said, "Well Bill, I found
out who pissed in your saxophone."

That's gonna play a sour note.