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 be careful texting
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02/25/14 07:14 PM
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PMK
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
The man, feeling totally anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in from the neighbor: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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#4991958
02/25/14 07:15 PM
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TooLow
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Re: be careful texting
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#4992106
02/25/14 08:34 PM
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Cast
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Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: be careful texting
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#4992721
02/26/14 02:12 AM
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Simple Searcher
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After I took a shot at a deer I sent my wife a text "I shot a doe"
Well the "o" and "i" are right next to each other on the iPhone so the text went through as "I sh-t a doe"
She about hurt herself laughing.
![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50071285908_b481a069a3_t.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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#4993867
02/26/14 05:44 PM
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KG68
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My wife's name is Neta. My autocorrect changes it to Meta whatever that is. 
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Re: be careful texting
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#4997371
02/28/14 04:10 AM
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Henry Hefner
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Autocorrect is my worse enema.
What part of "uphold the constitution" don't they understand?
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