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Dogs vs. wives
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02/26/14 02:29 AM
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I hope my wife doesn't see this,
Reasons why some men have dogs and not a wife 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
4. Dogs' parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.
11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.
12. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching yourself. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick yourself.
13. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
14. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
15. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.
To verify these statements: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the door, and observe who’s happy to see you!
"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Dogs vs. wives
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02/26/14 02:47 AM
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Re: Dogs vs. wives
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02/26/14 03:24 PM
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Fed and watered my dog and then put it outside in the yard in mid 40 degree and a driving rain.
Tucked my prego wife into a cosey bed gave her a kiss and told her I loved her.
The dog will be happier to see me when I get home.
It's hell eatin em live
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02/26/14 07:03 PM
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#13 IS TOTALLY TRUE.
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Re: Dogs vs. wives
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02/27/14 04:12 PM
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03/18/14 01:01 AM
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03/18/14 11:57 AM
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