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 How the Lottery really works
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02/05/14 06:13 PM
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A man moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
Come morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK then, just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with em."
"I'm gonna raffle him off."
"Ya can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the guy and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898."
"Didn't no one complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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 Re: How the Lottery really works
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02/05/14 07:08 PM
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Re: How the Lottery really works
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02/06/14 03:10 AM
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Re: How the Lottery really works
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02/06/14 03:16 AM
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4340/36432483774_50a6be0c41_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: How the Lottery really works
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02/09/14 11:03 PM
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Arise.Kill.Eat -Acts 10:13 I have read a bunch of stuff on the internet about Star Wars but that does not mean I can skin a deer with a light saber.
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Re: How the Lottery really works
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02/09/14 11:18 PM
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That is Washington, DC with one exception, they do not give you the $2 back.
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