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01/03/14 06:18 PM
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smh264
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh .............
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
Lifetime NRA Member, GPAA member
Ex Law Enforcement/Police Firearms Instructor
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/03/14 06:34 PM
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panthehandle
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/03/14 08:49 PM
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texasag93
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/04/14 03:03 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I live with that woman....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/04/14 04:08 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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I resemble that remark! 
HnF
"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/05/14 01:14 AM
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HuntingTexas
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I resemble that remark!
" In God We Trust "
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/05/14 02:17 AM
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Gary Olson
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Screw the tea; get out the Jack and let's finish the rooster puzzle.
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/05/14 06:10 AM
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RedHoss
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Did she used to be a blond?...LOL
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/08/14 04:29 PM
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sleepyhunter
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/16/14 09:55 PM
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milsonrisas
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Born and Raised in Texas. Boy, do I miss home
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/18/14 12:33 AM
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Wilhunt
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Re: SENIOR CITIZEN MOMENT
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01/20/14 08:47 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger? ![[Linked Image]](http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k513/harmsway_15/th_DSC02082.jpg)
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I saw a similar version of this joke, but it was Michelle Obama and Laura Bush broke the bad news to her.
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