A new supermarket opened in San Antonio , Texas .
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder
and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and
there is the scent of freshly mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal
grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens clucking,
cackling, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh
baked bread and cookies.


I don't buy toilet paper there anymore!

Wow, sounds like the time the lightning hit the outhouse.

Think I'll take a lounge chair and relax in the beer isle. Feel right at home....

Nice

says pick it up anyway!

Wife overspent for Christmas again this year. Said she'd work until the credit cards were paid off. Just her luck, the above store had an opening, but in the adult diaper and baby diaper department. I don't think she will overspend next year.

And the Kleenex is on the same aisle. Great combination.