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Are You a Real Pilot
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10/19/13 01:14 AM
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Pilothawk
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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Players change. Expectations never do.
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Re: Are You a Real Pilot
[Re: Pilothawk]
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10/19/13 01:43 AM
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fishhuntgolfgeek
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I think I might be a lesbian too.
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Re: Are You a Real Pilot
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10/20/13 02:13 AM
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aeb
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Re: Are You a Real Pilot
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10/22/13 06:54 PM
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bkj
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Re: Are You a Real Pilot
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10/22/13 11:31 PM
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TAT
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