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 Husband and Wife
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09/23/13 09:19 PM
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Hunt2Fish
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The wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
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Re: Husband and Wife
[Re: Hunt2Fish]
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09/23/13 10:34 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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...and then the fight started!
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"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: Husband and Wife
[Re: crosshare]
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09/25/13 03:14 PM
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redfred
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I was going to show this to my wife, but I need a place to sleep tonight.
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Re: Husband and Wife
[Re: redfred]
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09/25/13 06:33 PM
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texasag93
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My wife does not do that.
She tried when we first got married.
I made her drive my truck home. It was a standard and she could not drive one.
She never said anything to me again.
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Re: Husband and Wife
[Re: texasag93]
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09/25/13 10:49 PM
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hallfns
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LOL when a geko gets in the house it is my job to wrangel him up and deport him, Lisa allways wants to tell me how to do it... somtimes I just tell her "sounds like you got this".
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