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 "You know you're a bow hunter when......
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10/07/08 11:30 AM
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Smiling Mallard
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Your secretary discretely tells you on Monday morning...."I don't know what you did this weekend but you've got green and brown paint in the creases of your ears" 
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Re: Finish this phrase...."You know you're a bow hunter when......
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10/07/08 01:21 PM
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artofficial
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"There's a bottle of scent killer in the office bathroom"
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10/07/08 02:10 PM
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...you have a container of Mrs. Doe Pee next to the milk in the fridge. Just don't make any late night trips to the fridge craving applejuice! 
Thank you Lord for the gifts in my life.
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10/07/08 03:02 PM
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WHEN YOUR WIFE SAYS WHAT IS THIS STUFF IN THE ICE BOX.
When you need a Piano moved there is always someone around to help you with the stool!
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10/07/08 03:15 PM
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...when you show up to the easter egg hunt with a bow.
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10/07/08 04:06 PM
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when you suddenly become sick or hurt to go to work duriing the best part of the season.
We work anything an everything masonry,we have been in this trade for over 40+ years of experience.
We fix/repair/build anything masonry
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10/07/08 04:40 PM
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glen
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when you put tinks 69 in your wifes perfume bottle.
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10/07/08 04:42 PM
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when you suddenly become sick or hurt to go to work duriing the best part of the season.
Alright who told?
They don't put the word "eat" in "meat" for nothin you hippie ![[Linked Image]](http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f397/james94m/soldiers.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f397/james94m/fishing2-1.jpg)
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10/07/08 05:24 PM
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When ur forearm is the color purple and looks like u have been slapping yourself!!!
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10/07/08 05:37 PM
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When you dress for Halloween a month in advance!  
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10/07/08 05:43 PM
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10/07/08 06:32 PM
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use my block as an outdoor seat on thurs and fri nights before going out!
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10/07/08 11:22 PM
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. . .you go to bed on Sept 30th and kiss your wife good night and she says, "see you in January" and you know it will only be sooner if you tag out early. Of course you can always be camp cook!
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10/08/08 02:03 AM
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. . .you go to bed on Sept 30th and kiss your wife good night and she says, "see you in January" and you know it will only be sooner if you tag out early. Of course you can always be camp cook!
Even my wife laughed out loud. Too funny! 
Thanks- lotsofshots 
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10/08/08 02:28 AM
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when living room furniture consists of a fletching jig and a bow press................
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10/08/08 02:32 AM
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when you use your rangefinder on your dogs/kids/ neighbors mailbox/etc.  
Hunting is more to me than Antlers on the wall. It's more about the memories you make, and sharing those memories with friends, and family.
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10/08/08 02:45 AM
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You go sit in a tree in near 90 degree heat, 90% humidity, sweat profusely rolling down your face and butt crack, swatting mesquitos, you see no sign of a deer all weekend, get back to an air conditioned office, sitting in a comfy chair, responding on the Texas Trophy Hunter Forum stating that you wished you were doing it all over again.
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10/08/08 02:57 AM
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When ur forearm is the color purple and looks like u have been slapping yourself!!!
You need better form or have your draw length looked at!! 
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10/08/08 03:00 AM
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You read some of the posts in the bow hunting section and shake your head!!
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10/08/08 03:01 AM
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OOOPS..my total bad....of course I meant Texas Hunting Forum....I deserve 40 lashes for that one.....just when I thought I was being witty.....I have a retard moment. My only defense is that mentally, I'm still in my tree stand.
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10/08/08 04:23 AM
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Hunting is more to me than Antlers on the wall. It's more about the memories you make, and sharing those memories with friends, and family.
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10/08/08 11:43 AM
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...all you can think about is that silent flight of the arrow to its target followed by a glorious THWACK!!!
And then you wake up and realize that you left your release back at camp!
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10/08/08 12:20 PM
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You wake up on October 8, 2008 and it's 47 degrees with calm winds and the ONLY thing you can think of in your 7:30 AM meeting at work is WTF am I not 15 feet up in a tree in Blanket Texas?!?!? 
"Call 'em up close and shoot 'em in the face" 
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