sittin in a deer stand with my dad is almost as hazardous to your health as smoking! Then we get to laughing... all hell breaks loose, may as well go back to camp and fresh air

I've "made pudding" below my blind/stand more times than I care to admit. One time a couple of years ago it was really foggy, and I was able to climb down out of the blind without scaring the deer at the feeder. My explosive crapping did me in though - they heard it from close to 100 yards away.

True story.

Also, I was trying to spook a crappy buck at my bow feeder last year and let one rip. Farted so loudly the birds all scattered and flew off. The buck just got this really puzzled look on his face and started looking all around trying to figure out what that noise was.

I almost fell out of the tree I was laughing so hard.

I asked this question. Few years back I could've shot a huge buck but I had to take a dump so me and my dad bailed. Right at sundown. The landowner had a bad shot but he took it anyway cuz we weren't shooting. Lost that buck. If I was as old as I am now, I would have had 2 bucks in my belt instead of one

Ew and

Another one I remember was I was Bowhunting with Blake E. on here and eventually I had to pee adnd there wasn't much action so we got out and I see 2 or 3 tails flashing bout hundred yards behind us.

Think its bad in a stand. try rippin some bad ones in chest waders with a jacket around them and the only place left to go is up

knew there was a reason I quit duck hunting

That's a burner!

Speaking of taking a leak. I was in a buddies "secret" stand, not getting much action, and I already finished my thermos of coffee so I was about explode. Opened the door of the blind and starting peeing only to see a Sika buck take of from under my stand, getting a bit of the golden shower. Maybe I should've been paying a little more attention...

But its hard to pay attention when all you can see is yellow,

or brown,


or your eyes are to watery from the green fog.

This really reminds me of a morning hunt a few years back. I was sitting in my box stand watching 4 does about 50-60 yards away. I let a little fart squeak by trying to be quiet, when OMG. This was one of those next day supreme pizza and fermented beer kinda farts. After what seemed like several minutes I almost left the stand because that smell was weighing heavy in there and would not leave. I finally got a slight breeze through one of the windows and that smell left out of the opposite window and straight towards the deer I had been watching. I almost lost it when one of those deer inhaled that odor and went crazy. This doe ran right by my stand, and then turned and ran back toward the other deer, and then stopped and spun around and right back by me. I was laughing my [censored] off because I think that doe got every bit of it, and couldn't shake it. She was snorting like crazy and running all over the place while the other 3 deer just looked confused and stood by watching her run around making noise.

I would've lost it in the stand haha. I never thought about how much worse a rotten stink bomb would be with their hypersensitive nostrils. Poor fella