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 It sucks getting old
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07/24/13 08:34 PM
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floresrsr
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Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it.
I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
I suddenly remembered that I was listening to that music on my IPod.
And how was your day?
This is what happens when old people start using technology!
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Re: It sucks getting old
[Re: floresrsr]
#4417818
07/24/13 10:43 PM
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Humannpower
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is this a real life experience?
Iv got hogs an can show you a good time. 
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Re: It sucks getting old
[Re: Humannpower]
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07/24/13 10:46 PM
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texasag93
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is this a real life experience? He had lunch at Cha Cho's earlier. That Starbucks was closed permanently......
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Re: It sucks getting old
[Re: Humannpower]
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07/24/13 10:57 PM
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floresrsr
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is this a real life experience? Nope!
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Re: It sucks getting old
[Re: floresrsr]
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07/25/13 03:17 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: It sucks getting old
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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07/29/13 02:54 AM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: It sucks getting old
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07/29/13 03:19 PM
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DrPerry
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is this a real life experience? He had lunch at Cha Cho's earlier. That Starbucks was closed permanently...... And it's now on EPA's SuperPac list !
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Re: It sucks getting old
[Re: Aggiebanker06]
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09/05/13 04:02 AM
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Khudg
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I could really see that happening
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