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 Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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07/17/13 11:34 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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"On Safari with the Mother-in-law."
A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.
One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter's wife awakened to find her mother gone. She woke her husband, and they both set off in search of the old woman.
In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law was standing face to face with a ferocious lion.
"What are we going to do," ? His horrified wife asked.
"Nothing," her husband replied, "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
HnF
"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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07/19/13 09:02 PM
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Team Hillbilly
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Team Hillbilly
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Paralyzed Veterans of America
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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07/20/13 01:38 AM
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Gary Olson
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Did she make the lion finish the potato salad?
He'll be moving in no time.
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
[Re: Gary Olson]
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07/22/13 12:26 AM
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JGilbert
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Rise, PeTA , Kill and Eat! (Acts 10:13, slightly modified!)
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
[Re: JGilbert]
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07/23/13 09:31 PM
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fisher6688
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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07/24/13 04:22 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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07/29/13 03:23 PM
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MrNGL
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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08/03/13 02:48 AM
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Aggiebanker06
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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08/07/13 04:18 PM
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Big A
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 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
[Re: Big A]
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08/17/13 01:05 AM
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cepmax
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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08/18/13 03:45 AM
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aeb
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My wife works for the NSA. I will not comment on this thread.
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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08/19/13 07:02 PM
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Shooter14
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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08/22/13 02:58 AM
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Erny
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Now that's a good clean joke.
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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08/23/13 11:30 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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09/04/13 01:24 PM
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Gravytrain
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Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
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09/09/13 04:52 AM
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vicktury
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we should just draft a bunch of mother in laws when we go to war next. it'll last a week, tops.
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Re: Hunting with the Mother-In-Law
[Re: vicktury]
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09/20/13 01:09 PM
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ryorgensen
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Robert
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