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The State Fair
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09/29/08 07:19 PM
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Tres
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My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
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I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'
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My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
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Re: The State Fair
[Re: Tres]
#439811
09/30/08 03:16 AM
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cibolo
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good one,hope they are taking good care of you in icu
"Error of Opinion may be tolerated where Reason is left free to combat it." - Thomas Jefferson "If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under." - Ronald Reagan
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Re: The State Fair
[Re: cibolo]
#439812
10/07/08 03:52 PM
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krs_2007
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"Hard work is the price we must pay for success, I think you can accomplish anything if your willing to pay the price." ~ Vince Lombardi
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Re: The State Fair
[Re: krs_2007]
#439813
10/07/08 09:42 PM
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Brandon123
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Re: The State Fair
[Re: Brandon123]
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10/08/08 05:44 AM
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Team Hillbilly
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Holy Cow that was good
Team Hillbilly I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. Paralyzed Veterans of America
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Re: The State Fair
[Re: TreeBass]
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10/19/08 03:38 PM
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greywolf
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thats funny
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Re: The State Fair
[Re: Tres]
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10/19/08 05:25 PM
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Tbar
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Oldie but but a goody...........!!! Tbar
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Re: The State Fair
[Re: Tbar]
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10/19/08 05:54 PM
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Frisbie
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Re: The State Fair
[Re: Frisbie]
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10/19/08 10:50 PM
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Gator Killer
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