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 Best left unsaid
#4365142
07/04/13 08:17 PM
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PappawRock
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A male driver is pulled over by a policeman. As the officer approaches the car, the man tells his wife, “Let me handle this.”
Man: What’s the problem officer?
Officer: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going 80.
He gives his wife a dirty look.
Officer: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh, Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.
He gives his wife a dirty look.
Officer: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Officer: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: PappawRock]
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07/04/13 10:22 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: Scary Poppins]
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07/05/13 05:50 AM
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RedHoss
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Don't you just love it when the wife is so helpful?
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: RedHoss]
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07/07/13 09:31 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: HuntingTexas]
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07/08/13 12:54 AM
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300j
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Darn the bad luck. 
All ready
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: 300j]
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07/10/13 10:24 PM
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Oxxon
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: Oxxon]
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07/12/13 01:44 AM
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BnT
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: Flying0324]
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07/17/13 02:55 PM
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Kory
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: Kory]
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07/19/13 09:12 PM
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Team Hillbilly
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Team Hillbilly
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Paralyzed Veterans of America
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: Khudg]
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09/06/13 05:29 PM
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bkj
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: texasag93]
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09/14/13 05:52 AM
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Hunt2Fish
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Re: Best left unsaid
[Re: Hunt2Fish]
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09/20/13 12:29 PM
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ryorgensen
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Probably a true story..haha
Robert
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