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 Helga at the bar
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07/14/13 07:12 PM
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smh264
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It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash, put the roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gudness, it is hot," she mused as she walked down Main street.
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" Helga sat at the bar, and the bartender asked her what she would have. Helga said, "Ya know, it's so hot, I tink I'll haff myself a cold beer."
The bartender asked, "Anhauser Busch?"
Helga, surprised, replied, "Vell fine, tanks. Undt how's your pecker ?"
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Re: Helga at the bar
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07/14/13 07:38 PM
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skeeter22
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Re: Helga at the bar
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07/14/13 11:52 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Helga at the bar
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07/15/13 12:04 AM
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zederwatz
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I can relate to that joke. I have a heavy accent. Once in New Braunfels and in Fredericksburg. I asked the barmaid "Anhuaser Busch". I got slapped each time. I changed to BudLite and now they hand me a flashlight. Guess I'll drink soda pop.
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Re: Helga at the bar
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07/15/13 12:24 AM
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Henry Hefner
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I can relate to that joke. I have a heavy accent. Once in New Braunfels and in Fredericksburg. I asked the barmaid "Anhuaser Busch". I got slapped each time. I changed to BudLite and now they hand me a flashlight. Guess I'll drink soda pop. 
What part of "uphold the constitution" don't they understand?
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Re: Helga at the bar
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07/15/13 12:34 AM
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Gary Olson
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I didn't know Rahr & Sons shipped their Pecker Wrecker beer all the way to Minnesota.
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Re: Helga at the bar
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07/16/13 01:57 AM
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zederwatz
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Thanks guys. Just reminded me I need to schedule my next colonostomy (sp).
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Re: Helga at the bar
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07/16/13 06:14 PM
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jluke
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nice. makes me a little nervous tho.
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Re: Helga at the bar
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07/22/13 09:47 PM
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Re: Helga at the bar
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07/23/13 04:10 PM
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jdk1985
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Thanks guys. Just reminded me I need to schedule my next colonostomy (sp). I sure hope you mean colon-OSCOPY!!! A Colon-ostomy would be even worse!
Last edited by jdk1985; 07/23/13 04:12 PM.
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