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A little info for you to chew on here: Both of these dogs were virgins when the two were introduced for the purpose of breeding. The yellow one is the female and the black is my buddy's male. Insert your best quote---



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On a rainy day, an little Indian from a tribe goes to his chief and asks, "Chief, how do you name all the people of our tribe?"

The Chief replies,"Oh, it quite easy. When baby born, I look first thing I see moving in wilderness, and name baby just that."

"How so?" asks the Indian.

"Well," replies the Chief, "if I see coyote running in field, I name baby Running Coyote, if I see bull sit, I name baby Sitting Bull."

"Oh, I see now" says the Indian.

Then the Chief turns to the Indian and says, "Well, why do you ask, Two Dogs [censored]?"

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That's a great one. Gonna be tough to beat that.


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Ironically, my older female has been "getting after" my younger female the past couple of days.


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Black Male-"Is it in?"

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"This is how my owners start"


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Originally Posted By: TXPride
"This is how my owners start"

lol!!!


I have 3 male dogs...its a regular sausage fest around my house. My young daughter is getting a very misinformed look at nature in the act.

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Originally Posted By: TXPride
"This is how my owners start"
LMAO! Good stuff.


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Originally Posted By: Astater
Originally Posted By: TXPride
"This is how my owners start"
LMAO! Good stuff.


Lol!

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Dogs are smart, they can learn from the programs you watch.....

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Clinton's description of not having sex.

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I just wanted to try it this way!!


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