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 Out of the mouths of Babes.
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04/06/13 03:05 AM
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Rockinmyshoe
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When I received this the first thing I thought of was Art Linkletter.
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the
sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the
same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can
also be very dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand........
The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: Gary Olson]
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04/06/13 05:46 AM
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smh264
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I'd call every friend I have to tell them after 4 hours before I'd call the doc.
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: smh264]
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04/06/13 05:48 AM
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BMD
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: BMD]
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04/06/13 01:17 PM
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 I can see that happening!
HnF
"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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04/07/13 11:38 AM
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txbowhunt7
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if that happens, just call another girl. not the doctor
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: txbowhunt7]
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04/08/13 04:13 PM
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Quack Whacker
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Jesus Christ is Lord!
He is risen!
Genesis 9:2-3
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: Quack Whacker]
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04/10/13 09:33 PM
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And the flock said....AMEN!
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: TSU99]
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04/14/13 11:48 PM
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Oxxon
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: Oxxon]
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04/19/13 11:53 PM
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chital_shikari
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: txbowhunt7]
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04/22/13 12:16 PM
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if that happens, just call another girl. not the doctor
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: texretvet]
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04/22/13 08:45 PM
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
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04/26/13 06:25 PM
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Re: Out of the mouths of Babes.
[Re: texretvet]
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04/26/13 06:31 PM
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if that happens, just call another girl. not the doctor
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