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 CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
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02/11/13 06:00 AM
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SatNiteSpec
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
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02/11/13 03:57 PM
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texasag93
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
[Re: Divertex78]
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02/13/13 03:28 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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02/13/13 03:32 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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LMAO
Hate to say it, but this appears to be pretty accurate!
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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02/13/13 06:58 PM
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Loden
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
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02/13/13 10:55 PM
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Scary Poppins
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LMAO
Hate to say it, but this appears to be pretty accurate!
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
[Re: Scary Poppins]
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02/17/13 08:49 PM
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The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
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02/18/13 04:50 AM
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Magicglock
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What? No DHS? Rabbit wasn't a low level terrorist? No drone attack?
Last edited by Magicglock; 02/18/13 04:50 AM.
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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02/19/13 03:28 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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LMAO
Hate to say it, but this appears to be pretty accurate! lmao X2
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
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04/02/13 11:37 PM
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caphero
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Obviously the rabbit was head of a terrorist cell and the bear took the fall to save the rest.
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
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04/04/13 10:42 PM
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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different.
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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Re: CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
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04/26/13 06:33 PM
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