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 Be Prepared!
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02/07/13 04:58 AM
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RKHarm24
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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:
"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the old woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.
She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.
She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
For some reason, wives tend to like this joke........
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 Re: Be Prepared!
[Re: RKHarm24]
#4031647
02/07/13 05:46 AM
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bull frog
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Last edited by bull frog; 02/07/13 05:47 AM.
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Re: Be Prepared!
[Re: bull frog]
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02/07/13 10:25 AM
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macec3(TX)
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Would you happen to know what the woman looked like?
Could be that my wife, using a fictitious name, was the woman at the fortune teller.
I need to be careful this year.
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Re: Be Prepared!
[Re: macec3(TX)]
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02/07/13 04:42 PM
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PMK
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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[Re: PMK]
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02/07/13 06:28 PM
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SatNiteSpec
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Re: Be Prepared!
[Re: SatNiteSpec]
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02/08/13 12:02 AM
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RedHoss
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That just ain't right. Funny, but it still ain't right...LOL
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[Re: RedHoss]
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02/08/13 01:14 AM
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riverdog
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ummmmmmhhhhmmmmm could be any one of several I know....
Work hard, play hard, love without reserve....you can rest in heaven when the journey is over.
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[Re: riverdog]
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02/08/13 04:36 PM
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xgenex
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02/08/13 05:27 PM
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thurmansfiberglass
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Thurman's Fiberglass Manufacturing
Palestine,TX
thurmansfiberglass@hotmail.com
903-922-2598
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Re: Be Prepared!
[Re: RKHarm24]
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02/12/13 11:31 PM
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buckdeer44
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LMAO-hahaha- and i read it outloud to wife and she slappin' her leg......
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02/13/13 07:04 PM
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Loden
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wife got a kick out of it
Texas CHL Instructor
TCLEOSE Firearms Instructor
Cherokee County 4-H Clay Crushers Coach
Master Mason - Euclid Lodge #45
"Perfect practice makes perfect"
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[Re: Loden]
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02/17/13 08:53 PM
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blackcoal
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Written by women for women.
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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[Re: blackcoal]
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02/18/13 12:11 AM
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bull frog
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Last edited by bull frog; 02/18/13 12:13 AM.
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Re: Be Prepared!
[Re: thurmansfiberglass]
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02/18/13 01:49 AM
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aeb
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Not funny 
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[Re: aeb]
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02/18/13 04:47 AM
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Magicglock
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Glad my wife doesn't read this....don't need her gettin any idears from you folks.
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Re: Be Prepared!
[Re: Magicglock]
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02/19/13 01:15 AM
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Hogkellum
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Wife is laughing just a little too much! I'm gone
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Re: Be Prepared!
[Re: Hogkellum]
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02/19/13 03:19 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger? ![[Linked Image]](http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k513/harmsway_15/th_DSC02082.jpg)
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