This may have been here before.

Dead Cow

First-year students at Texas A&M Vet school were attending their first
Anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery
Table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
Class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two
Important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by
Anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled
Back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it
And stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told
His students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took
Turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When
Everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most
Important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on
My index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even
Tougher if you're stupid.

Old one but still funny.

i would stick the professors head in there after that

very funny, should be required reading for all freshman

Lol!!

Yep

Hahaha

Funny.

Funny, but a great lesson.

very good