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01/09/13 06:14 PM
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DiverTexas
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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.
Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't “
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Re: Ex wife
[Re: DiverTexas]
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01/09/13 06:20 PM
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Navasot
Hollywood
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Hollywood
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Re: Ex wife
[Re: Navasot]
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01/09/13 06:21 PM
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txshntr
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Re: Ex wife
[Re: txshntr]
#3934725
01/09/13 09:36 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Ex wife
[Re: texasag93]
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01/09/13 09:44 PM
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Big Tony
THF Trophy Hunter
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 That's great.
"A hunt based only on trophies taken, falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be." -Fred Bear
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Re: Ex wife
[Re: Big Tony]
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01/10/13 04:00 AM
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RDNCK
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Re: Ex wife
[Re: txshntr]
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01/10/13 07:13 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Ex wife
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
#3938162
01/10/13 07:44 PM
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Posts: 807
Jacobst54
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Love it! Kinda reminds me of that Brad Paisley song
...Well I'm gonna miss her...
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Re: Ex wife
[Re: Navasot]
#3943710
01/12/13 01:33 PM
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senko86
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