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12/20/12 02:24 PM
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CRF4JEFF
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A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Hualapai Mountains when an illegal alien runs across a clearing.
The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.
"You can't do that!" cried the Californian.
"No, no... Remember this is a Red State , it's legal here in Arizona " replies the Arizonian.
Later that night the Californian goes to Kingman to buy some beer from Wal-Mart. He puts the beer on the roof of his truck and while he's making room behind the seat, an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Californian thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots, and kills him.
As he is retrieving his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Arizona !" protests the Californian.
"Well yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could identify their corporate sponsors.
My 12 steps are from my workbench to the garage fridge.
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Re: Red State
[Re: CRF4JEFF]
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12/20/12 04:07 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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That made me laugh out loud.
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Red State
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12/20/12 04:22 PM
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Kory
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Re: Red State
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12/21/12 02:26 AM
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Texsun
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Sig Sauer P229 Elite, P226 Elite, SP2022
S&W Model 3
Win. Model 70's: 220 Swift, 270, 30.06, 300 Win Mag, 375 H&H
Savage Model 99 250-3000
Colt 6920
Ruger 10-22
Swedish and Chilean Mausers
Browning Citori White Lightning
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Re: Red State
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12/21/12 02:59 AM
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RedHoss
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What wrong with using bait?...Ho, Ho, Ho!
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