Said by a forum member on a thread that was erased.

" So, making guns illegal will take them off the street? We should make herione and meth illegal too... "

Don't try to feed me Chicken$h!?, and tell me it's Chicken salad.

Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.

To my teacher who always gave me and my brother trouble for hunting...

Teacher - She asked my brother do you really kill those poor inocent animals?

My brothers response and my sig line..

"Well, its hell eatin em alive"!

These are all from my dad.....

It takes 5 years to grow a 5yo deer.

Trust your mom, but still cut the cards.

When folks say "it's not about the money", it's about the money every time.

Even a slow day fishing or hunting, you will still learn valuable lessons.

It only takes one cast (to make your day).

Most critters are more scared of you than you are of them.

Don't tell your mom.

There's no sin in marrying rich - but be prepared to earn every penny.

Experiences are better than things.

(On hunting and fishing) No one every lay on their death bed and said "I wish I worked more".

Your job is not who you are

Be prepared - for anything

If the fox hadn't stop to take a dump, he would have caught the rabbit.

Well son, that was a real 'no-think' (heard that a lot growing up)

Don't ever give up fishing or hunting for a women - you will regret it and it probably won't work out anyway.

(when I complained about always getting the dirtiest, nastiest chores) I give them to you because you're the laziest and always figure out the best, quickest way to get the job done

Getting up early to study (do chores) never works out. Get it done before you go to bed.

Your mom and I will forgive, but don't count on us to ever forget.

Be self-reliant and expect to do everything yourself, no matter what it is - when you get help, it will be great - but if you start something or plan something and EXPECT that someone will help you, you'll be disappointed and angry a lot.

If they can't take a joke, f--- 'em!

If you don't have passion for something, you'll never put in enough time to master it.

If you want to be in charge, don't get married.

Don't expect someone or something to get better when you are married.

Never bet on drawing an inside straight.

Never gamble with money you can't afford or expect to lose

Regrets are foolish

I read this one years ago.

When you've sat hunting for as long as you can stand, stay there twice as long.

I like these:
1) A man has got to know his limits....from the movie Cool
Hand Luke.
2) If you wait by the river long enough...the bodies of your
enemies will float by. Sun Tzu.
3) I'd rather have a skunk inside the tent pissing out than
outside pissing in. Lyndon Johnson on J.Edgar Hoover.
4) Never justify the cost of a fishing trip by money saved
from buying it at a supermarket. It's much cheaper to
buy it from a supermarket. Trust me on that. My step-
father.

My dad was an auto mechanic and he would be working in his hot dirty shop and be covered in grease and when someone would walk in he would say " it sure would be bad to be poor and have to work for a living"

You never step in the same river twice.

Demons step forth and speak their peace, while angels wait in silence.

I remember two from my dad..

1. He who hesitates is LOST..
2. The world is full of "guys".... Be a man!

Chit or get or get off the pot

You have to be smarter that the s!$t you're f#%&ing with.
There is no such thing as a fair fight.
If you don't have a dog in this fight back hell up.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you (Bible)

THE GUN IS ALWAYS LOADED

NEVER POINT THE GUN AT SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO DESTROY

ALWAYS BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT'S BEHIND IT

NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOU ARE ON TARGET AND READY TO SHOOT

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at some guy crying.

If you tell your mom what happened at the deer lease you won't be coming back!

Live your life like a dog.
If you can't eat it or hump it,
Then pee on it.


10 seconds to put on a rubber or 18 years to raise a kid.


If she smokes, she pokes.

My grandpa was in construction his entire life saw plenty of accidents so he would always tell me "always watch the other man because he's probably not watching you"

Freeking me, everyday.


You aren't ready to live till you're ready to die
Every storm runs out of rain
It ain't nothing but another day
Don't back up, don't back down
Sucks to suck
I will find you and I will kill you.
" So, making guns illegal will take them off the street? We should make herione and meth illegal too... "
Progress is not making the same mistake twice

That's about it, I might remember something else

Don't pass on the first day what you would shoot on the last day.
Don't shoot on the last day what you passed on the first day.
If you shoot it because the neighbor would. You are that neighbor.
Work like your hungry.
Work like you need it.
Say it if you mean it if not, just think it.
If you don't have anything good to say keep it to yourself.
Don't confuse activity with productivity.
When you come to me with a problem, bring a solution as well.

An old boss used to tell me, "If you ain't bleeding, you ain't working hard enough!"

Never fry bacon naked!

If it has tits or wheels your gonna have trouble with it.

In marriage you can either be right or happy but you can't be both.

Never bet another mans game

Live your life like your out on bail

Never go to Vegas with a woman you've known less than a month.

Tracers work both ways

Never shave naked with a straight razor

Measure twice cut once

If a hammer doesn't fix it then its an electrical problem

You only need two tools, a hammer and bailing wire. The hammer is for things that won't move but should, and the bailing is for things that move but shouldn't.

The surest way to double your money is to fold it twice and put it back in your pocket.

my dad gave us, passed down form his great uncle this advice about squirrel hunting: "step where I step. Walk where I walk. but above all remain silent and let your eyes guide you through the trees...." I will be teaching my son those exact words when it is time!

those are some good ones!!