1.) Heard this from an old bench rest guy regarding being a good shot. "learn the mechanics, ballistics, and everything you can right up to the point you squeeze the trigger, if ya wanna get good, any guy can finger f$@ a trigger and an make it go bang."
Needless to say this old man kept shooting into one raggedy lil hole at 300 yds with a 6br.

2.) Women lie like water is wet

3.) You can lose a lot of money chasing women but youll never lose women chasing money!

I forsee this going south real fast :P

R

*Disclaimer: this is for fun. It's not meant to be shovanistic, derogatory, hurtful, degrading, etc. it's meant in jest. So ppl please don't get all morality on me. Do I value money more than my wife or the things money cant certainly not, do I think women are inherently liars No.

uuhh.. I was teasing.

Man, this ain't my day for humor.. lol

R

It's better to sit quietly and be thought the fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

"The pen is mightier than the sword...except in a sword fight."

My bad john russel.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.


When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.


When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.


Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for – in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

I read this sig line on here it was awesome especially being a HF guy.
"if I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger" that's classic hats off to that guy

My dads quote (If you want a good deer, You better be working harder than a one legged man in an a$$ kicking contest)

1)Proper preparation prevents poor performance.

2)Never let people know EVERYTHING you are capable of doing.

3)Do not rely on the integrity of others, most can't even spell it, much less possess it.

4)Never associate with people of low character.

5)A man is defined by his actions, not his words.

6)Do right by those around you, and you will sleep with a clear conscience.

7)Praise your god, honor your parents, love your family, and, fight for what is right and just.

... I sure am tickled that you back tracked on that one!! LOL

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity!

Still my favorite...

Yes ma'am didn't wanna cause a ruffle of feathers by anyone.

New quote: "hell hath no wrath like a woman's scorn"!!!!

"Life is easier if you plow around the stump"

You can't fix stupid
-Ron White

Life is tough... its even tougher when your stupid
-John Wayne

Ancient Chinese proverb ---- Man who throw mud lose ground.

Never fry bacon naked.

Told to me by a fellow who's shot more deer than I've seen in my life:

They'll hear you twice, see you once, but if they smell you they're gone.

Hunt with the wind in your face and the sun at your back.

"Never corner anything meaner than you are."

Sigline on an email I got once:
"It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 for a smile and 3 for the perfect trigger pull"

Even a broken clock is right twice a day