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 A LITTLE HUMOR
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12/10/12 01:35 PM
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bull frog
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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroids
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
9. What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
14. What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.
21. What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer.
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
[Re: bull frog]
#3832313
12/10/12 01:41 PM
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postoak
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
[Re: postoak]
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12/10/12 06:12 PM
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chital_shikari
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
[Re: chital_shikari]
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12/10/12 08:14 PM
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shaggysnack
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I'm embarrassed that I laughed at quite a few of those.
Army - Active 2001-2005 14J Air Defense Artillery (Enlisted)
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
[Re: shaggysnack]
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12/10/12 08:29 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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I'm embarrassed that I laughed at quite a few of those. Me too.
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
[Re: shaggysnack]
#3833782
12/10/12 08:32 PM
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Boomer57
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My wife must be a cross between a Indian and a bulldog. When she's not on the warpath, she's sitting on her butt growling.
We're burnin daylite.
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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12/10/12 08:33 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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 Cleaned #7 up quite well! Has Orn seen #16?
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"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
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12/11/12 02:28 AM
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RedHoss
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Great! I loved them....LOL
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
[Re: RedHoss]
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12/12/12 03:49 AM
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C-ray567
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
[Re: murphy35000]
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12/13/12 06:56 AM
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The soldiers here appreciated the morning chuckle. Thank you.
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
[Re: Believer]
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12/13/12 11:21 AM
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Mr. Clean
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
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12/13/12 12:00 PM
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BMD
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Re: A LITTLE HUMOR
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12/14/12 03:22 AM
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D rude
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