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 Jack Daniel's Fishing Story
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11/06/12 11:02 PM
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nuprofessor
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I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth,
I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that darn snake...WITH TWO MORE FROGS!!!!!!!
Life is good in the South.
CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE FOR TOMORROW. INVEST IN TOMORROW BY TAKING A CHILD HUNTING OR FISHING TODAY.
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Re: Jack Daniel's Fishing Story
[Re: nuprofessor]
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11/06/12 11:54 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Jack Daniel's Fishing Story
[Re: texasag93]
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11/07/12 04:11 AM
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THawk_4
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I busted out laughing just now.. my roommate now thinks I'm an idiot.  
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Re: Jack Daniel's Fishing Story
[Re: THawk_4]
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11/07/12 04:23 AM
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RedHoss
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Re: Jack Daniel's Fishing Story
[Re: RedHoss]
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11/08/12 12:19 AM
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Hunt n Fish
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"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: Jack Daniel's Fishing Story
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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11/08/12 02:18 PM
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East
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Re: Jack Daniel's Fishing Story
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11/09/12 01:18 AM
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erniejs
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Re: Jack Daniel's Fishing Story
[Re: erniejs]
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11/09/12 01:50 AM
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Alpha&Omega
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Scito Te Ipsum
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Re: Jack Daniel's Fishing Story
[Re: Alpha&Omega]
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11/09/12 04:30 AM
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wolvz11
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Heck yeah... found another drinkin buddy... LOL
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