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08/13/12 01:37 PM
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bull frog
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A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Tennessee . Panic
stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a
burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains
Of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away
As if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this
terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned,
cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is Air Force One, the
airplane of the President of the United States ?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried
them all myself. Took me most of the morning."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbeach lies...
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Re: Sumbeach
[Re: bull frog]
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08/13/12 07:19 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Sumbeach
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08/14/12 06:01 AM
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Quack Whacker
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Jesus Christ is Lord!
He is risen!
Genesis 9:2-3
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Re: Sumbeach
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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08/14/12 08:16 PM
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BMD
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Re: Sumbeach
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08/15/12 04:35 AM
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Texsun
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Sig Sauer P229 Elite, P226 Elite, SP2022
S&W Model 3
Win. Model 70's: 220 Swift, 270, 30.06, 300 Win Mag, 375 H&H
Savage Model 99 250-3000
Colt 6920
Ruger 10-22
Swedish and Chilean Mausers
Browning Citori White Lightning
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Re: Sumbeach
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08/16/12 02:28 PM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Sumbeach
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09/27/12 01:05 PM
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Datkins
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