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 Redneck Medical Terms
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08/06/12 02:38 AM
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Rednecks have the lowest stress rate. They don’t take medical terminology seriously.
You are going to die anyway, so live life to the fullest.
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Medical Term.............Redneck Definition
Artery ------------------ ---------The study of paintings
Bacteria ------------------------- Back door to cafeteria
Barium --------------------- What doctors do when patients die
Benign ---------------------- What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section -------------------- A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan ------------------------------- Searching for Kitty
Cauterize ----------------------- Made eye contact with her
Colic ---------------------------------------- A sheep dog
Coma ------------------------------------ A punctuation mark
Dilate --------------------------------------- To live long
Enema ------------------------------------- Not a friend
Fester --------------------------- Quicker than someone else
Fibula ------------------------------------------ A small lie
Impotent ------------------------- Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain ----------------------------- Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff -------------------------- A Doctor's cane
Morbid ---------------------------------- A higher offer
Nitrates ----------------- Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days
Node -------------------------------------------- I knew it
Outpatient ----------------------- A person who has fainted
Pelvis ------------------------------ Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative ------------------------- A letter carrier
Recovery Room ------------------------ Place to do upholstery
Rectum ---------------------------------- Nearly killed him
Secretion -------------------------------- Hiding something
Seizure -------------------------------------- Roman Emperor
Tablet --------------------------------------- A small table
Terminal Illness - --------------Getting sick at the airport
Tumor ------------------------------------- One plus one more
Urine -------------------------------- Opposite of you're out
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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ACA (Affordable Care Act).... Can't Afford it
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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08/13/12 06:14 AM
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Spot on. I work in an ICU. I can't count the times when the family has been given news that their loved one is brain dead or permanantly brain damaged, when one pipes up "Can I donate them mine?"
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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Yall ned to qut makin fun of us simpl fokes
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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Very good. You can't fix ignorance.Just laugh.
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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09/10/12 11:38 PM
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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09/12/12 02:36 AM
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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Re: Southern Health Statistics
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09/26/12 06:12 PM
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Can you do a list of terms for a RCA (Registered Coona$$)?
JK, I spit my soda on my laptop. Please keep these coming.
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