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The Wooden Ball #3525108 08/29/12 10:01 PM
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An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does."
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: KG68] #3525421 08/29/12 11:21 PM
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Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: therock] #3525881 08/30/12 12:57 AM
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HA!

LETS GO BRANDON
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #3525905 08/30/12 01:02 AM
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Lol!
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: BlackSnake] #3526152 08/30/12 01:51 AM
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Haha!
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: Txtrapper10] #3526871 08/30/12 07:34 AM
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lol lol .

If you want to find a fool in the countryside , you will have to take one with you .
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: English hunter] #3527245 08/30/12 01:30 PM
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Lol.

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Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: Texsun] #3527579 08/30/12 03:00 PM
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LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: newulmboy] #3530587 08/31/12 04:28 PM
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eeks333 lol35 Does he give breath mints after the shave.
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: KG68] #3532310 09/01/12 01:54 AM
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rofl

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Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: therock] #3535682 09/02/12 08:24 PM
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eeks333
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: chital_shikari] #3537193 09/03/12 12:25 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: BBD84] #3537295 09/03/12 01:07 PM
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That's a good one.
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: Erny] #3538991 09/04/12 12:05 AM
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I'm gonna pass that one........

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Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: Hunt n Fish] #3539878 09/04/12 03:45 AM
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Freakin hilarious up
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: KG68] #3543114 09/05/12 04:44 AM
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kinda crappy ain't it.
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: gi50] #3545109 09/05/12 09:20 PM
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Ugh

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Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: SR025] #3547884 09/06/12 06:42 PM
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Freakin hilarious up

If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger?
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Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: caldwelldeerhunter] #3551930 09/08/12 12:19 AM
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Thats just wrong

We get old too fast and wise too slow
Re: The Wooden Ball [Re: erniejs] #3601577 09/25/12 02:04 AM
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