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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line? [Re: redfred] #3508521 08/24/12 11:34 PM
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I'd like to put onions in your panties and cry myself to sleep!!


Re: What's your favorite pick-up line? [Re: shaggysnack] #3509129 08/25/12 02:28 AM
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All good ones....LOL


Re: What's your favorite pick-up line? [Re: RedHoss] #3510396 08/25/12 04:49 PM
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Some of these are really funny! In a huge high school in the '70s, sitting in the smoking area (yes, we had a special area where students were allowed to smoke) I saw a girl slap a guy. I watched him, and he approached another girl and spoke, and she yelled something at him and walked away. He was about to pass by me, and I asked what was going on. He explained that he was asking these girls that he didn't know for sex. I said that it didn't appear to be working for him, and he said he wasn't worried, as he had gone this route before, and about one in five said yes. I guess he thought it was worth the four slaps!



What part of "uphold the constitution" don't they understand?
Re: What's your favorite pick-up line? [Re: Henry Hefner] #3511113 08/25/12 09:52 PM
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Don't tell me, let me guess. Your name must be Visa, because you're everywhere I want to be!

Hi, you can call me Milk, cause I'll do your body good....



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Re: What's your favorite pick-up line? [Re: Texican Ben] #3513154 08/26/12 04:27 PM
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Is your dad a terrorist?

Cause ur the bomb.



After smashing an ice cube.... Say now that iv broken the ice, wanna go home and &/*# ?



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