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Beer is good for the brain #3492223 08/20/12 12:31 PM
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Here's how it goes:

It's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


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Re: Beer is good for the brain [Re: Texsun] #3493643 08/20/12 08:31 PM
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Classic---That was told by "Norm" on the Cheers show.


Re: Beer is good for the brain [Re: DannyB] #3493979 08/20/12 10:13 PM
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I actually have that quote framed from cheers. One of my favorites.





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Re: Beer is good for the brain [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #3494644 08/21/12 01:19 AM
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Makes sense to me.

There goes another slow one......


Re: Beer is good for the brain [Re: texasag93] #3494736 08/21/12 01:42 AM
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Re: Beer is good for the brain [Re: DannyB] #3496870 08/21/12 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By: DannyB
Classic---That was told by "Norm" on the Cheers show.


I think that was told by Cliff Claven the mailman, if I remember correctly. And I should as I have practicing this for years...


Re: Beer is good for the brain [Re: jdw999] #3499008 08/22/12 12:37 PM
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ill drink to that


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cheers



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works for me!


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Perfect logic



Re: Beer is good for the brain [Re: Texican Ben] #3516712 08/27/12 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By: Texican Ben
cheers

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Re: Beer is good for the brain [Re: texasag93] #3548097 09/06/12 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By: texasag93
Makes sense to me.

There goes another slow one......


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Re: Beer is good for the brain [Re: caldwelldeerhunter] #3550206 09/07/12 01:50 PM
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Sounds legit


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Got to be rite.

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