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Sandals
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08/17/12 03:02 AM
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A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. He was satisfied with things they way they were. The Jamaican quickly figured out the wife felt like she was getting the short end of the stick, so to speak.
The wife asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Tell him to just try dem on, Lady." So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
As soon as the husband slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. There was a level of excitement his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! You got dem on the wrong feet!"
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Re: Sandals
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08/17/12 12:36 PM
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Re: Sandals
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08/18/12 08:18 AM
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Re: Sandals
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08/18/12 10:18 PM
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Re: Sandals
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08/19/12 01:44 PM
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Sounds like the way they were them in Austin.
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Re: Sandals
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08/20/12 01:23 PM
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Re: Sandals
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08/22/12 11:41 PM
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