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More Blonde's
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07/23/12 02:50 PM
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RKHarm24
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A friend told the blond: "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blond then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blonds find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?" The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two." ------------------------------------ A woman phoned her blonde neighbor and said: "Close your curtains the next time you & your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." To which the blonde replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday." ------------------------------------ A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?" She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." ------------------------------ A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me". The blonde says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". ------------------------------------ A blond spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up. ------------------------------------ A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No", he shouts, "this is her husband!" ------------------------------------ A blonde was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!" ------------------------------------ A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic. Her husband says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?" She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. "What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks. "Here boy!" she replies. ------------------------------------ A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," the blond replies. "It should be around your neck" says the guard. "I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe". ------------------------------------ (This one actually makes sense...lol) An Italian tourist asks a blonde: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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Re: More Blonde's
[Re: RKHarm24]
#3403080
07/23/12 09:46 PM
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chital_shikari
Minor in training
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Re: More Blonde's
[Re: chital_shikari]
#3403923
07/24/12 01:30 AM
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Texsun
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Sig Sauer P229 Elite, P226 Elite, SP2022 S&W Model 3 Win. Model 70's: 220 Swift, 270, 30.06, 300 Win Mag, 375 H&H Savage Model 99 250-3000 Colt 6920 Ruger 10-22 Swedish and Chilean Mausers Browning Citori White Lightning
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Re: More Blonde's
[Re: Texsun]
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07/24/12 02:20 AM
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Quack Whacker
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Jesus Christ is Lord! He is risen! Genesis 9:2-3
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Re: More Blonde's
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07/24/12 05:32 PM
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cev728
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Woodsman
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Buy that Soldier a beverage !!!! 12B Sapper's led the way
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Re: More Blonde's
[Re: cev728]
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07/24/12 06:19 PM
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blackcoal
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My buddy's wife. Box of rocks.
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: More Blonde's
[Re: blackcoal]
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07/25/12 07:32 PM
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trophyhunter12
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A blonde was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
That's every woman. Whether their blonde,drunk, or not
Crushing clays and taking names
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Re: More Blonde's
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07/26/12 07:06 AM
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BBD84
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Re: More Blonde's
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08/02/12 05:11 AM
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Sheldon
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