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 Got to be from Texas
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07/26/12 06:11 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.'
The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager."
Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and a moment later, he returned with the manager. Together, the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.
Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the scene then asked, "All right, buddy. What's your name?"
"Fred," the cowboy moaned.
"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger.
With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "The balcony."
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Re: Got to be from Texas
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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07/26/12 07:31 PM
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r.armstrong
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Re: Got to be from Texas
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07/26/12 10:00 PM
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Re: Got to be from Texas
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07/26/12 10:08 PM
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Re: Got to be from Texas
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07/27/12 08:51 PM
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HuntingTexas
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Re: Got to be from Texas
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07/27/12 10:43 PM
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Alpha&Omega
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Re: Got to be from Texas
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08/02/12 10:53 PM
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stxranchman
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Re: Got to be from Texas
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08/09/12 12:22 PM
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