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 One night in an English pub
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05/10/12 01:37 AM
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I was on vacation in Great Britian, and went to a pub on Saturday night. I decided to be a good foreign visitor.
Had a few drinks.....
I noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them turned to me and screamed, "It's WALES, you IDIOT!!"
So, I immediately apologized, and said, "Sorry,.... Are you two whales from Scotland?"
The next thing I remember was when I woke up in the hospital ...
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: One night in an English pub
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05/10/12 12:53 PM
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Wonder if he used salt and pepper on that foot before he took a bite out of it??? 
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Re: One night in an English pub
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05/10/12 03:09 PM
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Re: One night in an English pub
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05/10/12 07:35 PM
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KG68
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05/11/12 12:57 PM
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Re: One night in an English pub
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05/11/12 11:07 PM
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 Re: One night in an English pub
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05/13/12 03:17 AM
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Re: One night in an English pub
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05/13/12 12:27 PM
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drinking can get you into trouble. could have been worse. He might have woke up with those 2 whales in his bed.
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Re: One night in an English pub
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05/16/12 02:47 AM
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05/22/12 03:33 AM
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Re: One night in an English pub
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05/23/12 12:48 AM
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