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Bear hunting
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03/27/12 10:52 PM
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redfred
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Two friends, one from Poland and one from the Czech Republic, went out hiking in the woods. They happened upon a pair of bears in the process of making little bears, if you get my drift.. The men started laughing, and the bears charged. The hikers had no weapons, and the bears attacked them and ate them. When the Ranger came upon the scene, they realized that the bears were man-eaters and had to be destroyed. The Ranger shot them both, and proceeded to gut the female bear. Inside he found the remains of the Polish hunter. You know what that means, right?
The Czech was in the male.....
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Bear hunting
[Re: redfred]
#3120712
03/28/12 02:10 AM
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Omar
Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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Re: Bear hunting
[Re: Omar]
#3123519
03/29/12 04:00 AM
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HICKORY12
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Tracker
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Remember The Alamo. And GOD BLESS ROBERT E. LEE. [IMG]
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Re: Bear hunting
[Re: chital_shikari]
#3126994
03/30/12 03:38 PM
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Joined: Sep 2010
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SR025
THF Trophy Hunter
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THF Trophy Hunter
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Re: Bear hunting
[Re: SR025]
#3129276
03/31/12 07:31 PM
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Posts: 13,017
NEVAGA
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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Re: Bear hunting
[Re: NEVAGA]
#3131716
04/02/12 06:32 AM
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Posts: 219
landin18
Woodsman
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Woodsman
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"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him." -- GK Chesterton
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Re: Bear hunting
[Re: landin18]
#3139791
04/05/12 06:15 PM
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HuntFish512
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Pro Tracker
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so punny hahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Bear hunting
[Re: HuntFish512]
#3142140
04/06/12 06:56 PM
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Posts: 13,205
CCBIRDDOGMAN
Bird Herder
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Bird Herder
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: Bear hunting
[Re: CCBIRDDOGMAN]
#3146782
04/09/12 03:43 AM
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BlizzardMan8890
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Woodsman
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(Stone Cold) Shoot, if I wanted to go through something that complicated I would just ask my wife how her day went.
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