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 Texas TaKs Test
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03/09/12 08:44 PM
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Fearlss
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"My fellow outdoorsmen, as I was flipping through the latest edition of the Jack County Herald, I stumbled across a story which made me think of the Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young classic song entitled "Teach Your Children Well." In reverence to that timeless tune, I will pause to allow you to briefly recollect the message of that unforgettable melody.
(End Pause).
Miss Sally Edwards is a highly esteemed third grade teacher at Jacksboro Elementary. In an effort to prepare her students for the all-important TAKS test, she compiled an exam consisting of 20 questions, which she administered to her class last Tuesday. The exam purposely covered a broad array of topics. I call your attention to question # 11, which simply read:
LIST, IN ANY ORDER, THE FOUR SEASONS:
1. ________ 2. ________ 3.________ 4. ________
Now, could you possibly imagine that 67% of the students gave the following answer?
1. DOVE SEASON 2. DEER SEASON 3. DUCK SEASON 4. TURKEY SEASON
GOD BLESS TEXAS !!!"
Sweet...Big Foot is a proponent of Hog Control!!!
"As an American why are you shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name. We gave him the White House based on the same credentials."
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: Fearlss]
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03/09/12 09:33 PM
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Big A
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 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: Big A]
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03/11/12 01:15 AM
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thewrap
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: thewrap]
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03/11/12 01:59 AM
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txmudder
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You should have been here yesterday!
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: txmudder]
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03/11/12 02:38 AM
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chital_shikari
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Can't wait for STAAR results. Hope I pass
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: chital_shikari]
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03/12/12 04:52 AM
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Omar
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So that was the wrong answer??
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: Omar]
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03/12/12 10:57 PM
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texasag93
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So that was the wrong answer?? X2 I do not get the joke........ The weather in Texas has only 3 seasons. 1) Less heat with rain (everywhere else it is Spring) 2) More heat with no rain (everywhere else it is Summer) 3) Less heat with little rain (everywhere else it is Fall) There is no Winter or anything that resembles it.
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: texasag93]
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03/12/12 11:21 PM
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mikey1313
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Sounds like a good solid answer to me... should score pretty high
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different.
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: mikey1313]
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03/13/12 12:27 AM
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Ron H
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I thought it was: Frankie Valli as the lead singer, Bob Gaudio on keyboards and vocals, Tommy DeVito on lead guitar and baritone vocals, and Nick Massi
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: Ron H]
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03/13/12 01:40 PM
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Medinabuck
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Ron H is a man who knows his 4 seasons!!!
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: Medinabuck]
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03/16/12 09:10 PM
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trophyhunter12
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If my staar test has questions like that I might pass English -_-
Crushing clays and taking names
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Re: Texas TaKs Test
[Re: trophyhunter12]
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03/23/12 03:26 AM
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00possum
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If my staar test has questions like that I might pass English -_- I might pass science -_-
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