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 From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/22/12 02:20 AM
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Quick Shoot Again
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If you don't laugh out loud on this one, your "laugher" might be broken!
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks,and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back,he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50%of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave
you an extra 50% because you did it all through the tailpipe, which I've never seen done in my entire career".
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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02/22/12 02:48 AM
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East
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
[Re: East]
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02/22/12 08:00 AM
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SR025
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/22/12 08:49 PM
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RKHarm24
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/22/12 08:53 PM
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TooLow
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Yep thats a good one there. Made me laugh
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
[Re: TooLow]
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02/22/12 09:07 PM
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007hunter
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/22/12 09:31 PM
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FFF21
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/22/12 10:27 PM
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texasag93
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Heard it about a Proctologist......
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/22/12 11:38 PM
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chital_shikari
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/23/12 07:48 PM
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Big A
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 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/24/12 08:56 PM
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BowHuntinTX
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/25/12 01:15 AM
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Wife has always wanted some Hard 8
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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02/25/12 01:57 AM
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bullnettle
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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#3063877
03/05/12 02:54 AM
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BOBO the Clown
kind of a big deal
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kind of a big deal
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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03/06/12 08:26 PM
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Kory
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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#3069347
03/06/12 10:38 PM
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DSST_Construction
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We work anything an everything masonry,we have been in this trade for over 40+ years of experience.
We fix/repair/build anything masonry
DSST Construction Services
Deputy (713) 826-4451
Office (713) 417-7167
Email k5blaser88@yahoo.com
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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#3081371
03/11/12 09:33 AM
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softzirra
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oh tail pipe i get it  
 I'M NOT FAT!! ITS JUST ALL THE AWESOME SWELLING UP INSIDE ME
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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03/26/12 08:15 PM
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1860.colt
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 that twas some exosting job 
i'm postaddic
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Re: From Gynecologist to Mechanic
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04/01/12 03:45 PM
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Texsun
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