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 Dumb dog
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02/20/12 03:46 AM
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redfred
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Before my wife and I got married, she had a German Shepherd that was the dumbest dog on four feet. He also had a bad habit of eating everyting in sight.
One day, my soon-to-be father-in-law was barbqueing in the back yard. Suddenly Prince (the dog) jumped up, grabbed the charcoal starter, and ran off. Before we could stop him, he ran under some shrubs. By the time we got to him, he had chewed up the can and drank a bunch of the charcoal fuel. He burst out of the bushes and made about three laps around the yard at high speed.
After a few minutes, he stopped running, coughed a little, and collapsed right where he stood.
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Oh, he didn't die - he just ran out of gas.
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Re: Dumb dog
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02/20/12 06:10 AM
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HuntingTexas
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Re: Dumb dog
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02/21/12 05:10 AM
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Dave007
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I had a dog like that. One day he got into the garage and drank a half a can of wood stain. Then he drank a half of can of varnish. All I can say about that dog is that
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he had a great finish...
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