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 Little Johnny and the teacher
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01/29/12 09:04 PM
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A new teacher was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny Pat?"
"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters."
"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days."v
The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"
"Well teacher, I just saw both of your garters."
Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is more severe, "I don't want to see you for three weeks."
Embarrassed, she drops the eraser when she turns around, so she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an all out belly laugh from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.
"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over."
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01/29/12 11:28 PM
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Yea I figured it had made its rounds before.
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04/12/12 02:47 AM
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Oops!!!
I see London, I see France I see someones underpants!
Last edited by Omar; 04/12/12 02:48 AM.
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texasred777
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May be an oldie; but I'm almost 70 and had never heard it before! Thanks.
Lived in Central Texas from 1942-2007
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Another Little Johnny.
First day of class and the teacher tells the students to stand up one at a time, say their name what they want to do in life.
My name is Dan, when I grow up I want to be a man and go to Japan. I hope I can and think I can. Very good Dan now sit down.
My name is Sady, when I grow up I want to be a lady and have a baby.I hope I can and think I can. Very good Sady now sit down.
Next boy gets up. My name ain't Dan. I dont give a damn about Japan, I just want to stay here and help Sady with her plan.
Johnny, gotta love him!
  “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx
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