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 Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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voldemort refers to chuck norris as "You know Who"!!
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Have you ever seen Chuck Norris reflection? No you have not because there is nothing worthy enough to bear it.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Shoot. Eat. Repeat.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night lite. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Chuck Norris once killed 2 stones with 1 bird.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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There are only 2 guys in the world that claim the be the baddest. One of them sends Chuck Norris a Christmas card every year.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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01/29/12 05:24 AM
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Chuck Norris actually died in 1998, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
I have to wear sunglasses into the woods, because the deer would recognize me, an just surrender with their hooves up.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
I have to wear sunglasses into the woods, because the deer would recognize me, an just surrender with their hooves up.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Somemagicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
I have to wear sunglasses into the woods, because the deer would recognize me, an just surrender with their hooves up.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Death once had a near- Chuck Norris experience.
And finally.........
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
I have to wear sunglasses into the woods, because the deer would recognize me, an just surrender with their hooves up.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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02/02/12 05:38 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the ground down.
Chuck Norris once had a boomerang. It was too scared to come back.
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Wife has always wanted some Hard 8
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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02/02/12 06:52 PM
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people? ![[Linked Image]](http://neoswarm.com/images/Bug_Crawling.gif)
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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this is a thread thats plumb hilarious
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the periodic table, only in the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all problems with violence.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only one who cried was the doctor....you NEVER slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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02/11/12 11:00 PM
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Chuck Norris pissed in the fuel tank of an 18 wheeler and now its called Optimus Prime.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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02/13/12 10:59 PM
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A company once approached Chuck Norris about bottling his urine. We now know this drink as Red Bull.
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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The Worlds most Interesting Man opened a bottle of 5 Hour Energy drink, Chuck Norris came out.
"A hunt based only on trophies taken, falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be." -Fred Bear
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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02/14/12 03:05 AM
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There is no life on Mars because Chuck Norris has already been there!
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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Re: Let's see some chuck Norris jokes
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02/15/12 11:30 PM
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there are 7 billion people on earth because Chuck Norris allows them all to live... Chuck Norris lives on earth because Liam Neeson allows him to live
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