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 Bob and the Blond
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01/13/12 01:38 PM
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DannyB
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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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01/13/12 04:32 PM
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ss401
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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01/13/12 10:52 PM
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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01/14/12 12:20 AM
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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01/16/12 09:12 PM
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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01/19/12 01:16 AM
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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01/21/12 03:43 PM
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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02/07/12 08:34 AM
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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02/07/12 04:09 PM
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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02/11/12 12:24 AM
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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Re: Bob and the Blond
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02/21/12 08:27 AM
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02/21/12 04:35 PM
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