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Lone Ranger #2920184 01/11/12 04:38 PM
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The Lone Ranger's Last Request?

-- The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War
Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger.
In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days.
Before I kill you, I grant you three requests, what is your FIRST
request?

The Lone Ranger responds, I'd like to speak to my horse. The Chief
nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in
Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver
returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian
Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends
the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
You have a very fine and loyal horse, But, I will still kill you in
two days. What is your SECOND request?
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought
to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the
Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous
brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone
Rangers tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. You are
indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your LAST request?
The Lone Ranger responds, I'd like to speak to my horse, alone. The
Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by
both ears, Looks him square in the eye and says, Listen Very
Carefully! FOR THE LAST TIME, I SAID "BRING POSSE"


Re: Lone Ranger [Re: chargercody] #2920212 01/11/12 04:46 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: pokerj2] #2923394 01/12/12 04:04 PM
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That is some funny chit right there!


Re: Lone Ranger [Re: bluefleck] #2923462 01/12/12 04:22 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: pokerj2] #2923756 01/12/12 05:45 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: BowHuntinTX] #2931471 01/15/12 03:39 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: BowHuntinTX] #2932558 01/15/12 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted By: BowHuntinTX
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rofl



Re: Lone Ranger [Re: Hunt n Fish] #2938777 01/17/12 10:45 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: QuackStacker] #2938933 01/17/12 11:32 PM
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rofl rofl



Re: Lone Ranger [Re: chital_shikari] #2956927 01/24/12 07:56 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: Boomer57] #2960241 01/25/12 09:39 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: NEVAGA] #2966593 01/27/12 10:15 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: Txtrapper10] #2967821 01/28/12 01:14 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: pokerj2] #2971165 01/30/12 01:43 AM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: chital_shikari] #2977110 02/01/12 12:32 AM
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rofl rofl



Re: Lone Ranger [Re: SR025] #2982420 02/02/12 11:04 PM
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HAHAHA good one



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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: HoughTown] #2993402 02/07/12 07:39 AM
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hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah great!!!!!!!!!!!!


Re: Lone Ranger [Re: Boomer57] #3152362 04/11/12 02:48 PM
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Re: Lone Ranger [Re: Texsun] #3154159 04/12/12 02:45 AM
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