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Designated ???
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12/01/11 08:37 PM
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Mr Sinister
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One night during the local deer hunting season a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy country bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
" A bad day of hunting is better than a good day of working anytime "
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Re: Designated ???
[Re: Mr Sinister]
#2801220
12/01/11 08:39 PM
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Navasot
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Hollywood
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Re: Designated ???
[Re: grandpa75672]
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12/04/11 03:11 PM
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luvpigmeet
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Granpa, Lovge the penguins!!
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Re: Designated ???
[Re: luvpigmeet]
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12/04/11 03:14 PM
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luvpigmeet
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Loved the Joke. Why didn't we think of this sooner. LOL.
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Re: Designated ???
[Re: luvpigmeet]
#2816656
12/07/11 04:43 AM
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Joined: Sep 2006
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kmon11
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junior
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Simular one was reported in a New Zeland paper while I was in Australia in 1999. reported as actually happening in I think it was Christchurch NZ. In the Ploice Reports section
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Designated ???
[Re: kmon11]
#2822391
12/09/11 03:52 AM
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Posts: 94
T3 Surf Rods
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good one
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