A man and his wife were enrolled in a "spiritual cleansing" program which required among other things that they refrain from intimate activities for a period of three months. Every week all the couples met and discussed their progress with the program. In week 6, Joe Bob admitted he and his wife had fallen off the wagon. When asked to explain, he replied as follows. "we were doing pretty good but one night we had been to dinner and a movie and she was decked out in a little black dress. I was practicing remarkable restraint until she dropped her cell phone. When she bent over that was all I could take!"

The other members expressed their sympathy and told him it would be okay. Joe Bob said, "Yes, but they told us never to come back to Walmart again"....

Lol