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 Write a Caption for this
#2762301
11/17/11 08:03 PM
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kindall
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Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
Experience is what you get, when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: kindall]
#2762316
11/17/11 08:09 PM
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Gunslinger
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No Mr. Game Warden, I don't have a dove in my pocket. Why do you ask?
Gunslinger
"Since hunting is a sport, I guess that makes us athletes"
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: Gunslinger]
#2762322
11/17/11 08:12 PM
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338ultra
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The dog reaizes their both about to go to jail.
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: 338ultra]
#2762329
11/17/11 08:14 PM
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Fearlss
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nope, not hiding anything, no sir, just taking a leak.
Last edited by Fearlss; 11/17/11 08:15 PM.
Sweet...Big Foot is a proponent of Hog Control!!!
"As an American why are you shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name. We gave him the White House based on the same credentials."
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: Fearlss]
#2762333
11/17/11 08:16 PM
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bucktex1208
Light Foot
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No officer these are just my dog treats
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: Fearlss]
#2762339
11/17/11 08:17 PM
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Boomer57
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Your not really putting that there and still eat it are you?
My wife must be a cross between a Indian and a bulldog. When she's not on the warpath, she's sitting on her butt growling.
We're burnin daylite.
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: Boomer57]
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11/17/11 08:31 PM
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Fearlss
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don't put it under his seat, that will stink up everything in this heat.
Sweet...Big Foot is a proponent of Hog Control!!!
"As an American why are you shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name. We gave him the White House based on the same credentials."
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: Fearlss]
#2762399
11/17/11 08:31 PM
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Fearlss
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well maybe not crabs but lice yes!
Sweet...Big Foot is a proponent of Hog Control!!!
"As an American why are you shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name. We gave him the White House based on the same credentials."
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: Fearlss]
#2762407
11/17/11 08:33 PM
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Fearlss
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do I think he would notice if you put that on his dash??
uhhhhhhhhh noooooooooo, go for it!
Sweet...Big Foot is a proponent of Hog Control!!!
"As an American why are you shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name. We gave him the White House based on the same credentials."
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: kindall]
#2762446
11/17/11 08:46 PM
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Texan Til I Die
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Guy: Hold my beer and watch this.
Dog: Oh lord, why me?
Silver spurs and gold tequila
keep me hanging on.
Pretty girls and old cantinas
give me shelter from the storm.
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[Re: Texan Til I Die]
#2762659
11/17/11 10:00 PM
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cxjcherokec
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No sir, I'm fresh out of peanut butter!
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#2762665
11/17/11 10:02 PM
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rstewlandman
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the man at the top of the mountain didn't fall up it
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11/17/11 10:11 PM
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CAMO34
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DOG SAYS TO GUY.."HURRY UP, OPEN THE DANG DOOR AND LET ME IN, THEN GET IN THE DRIVERS SEAT, WE GOTS TO GET OUTTA HERE"!!!
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[Re: CAMO34]
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11/18/11 04:02 PM
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DuckKiller2010
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I believe that was a Mallard by the orange feet and tail feathers. Not a dove.
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[Re: DuckKiller2010]
#2764994
11/18/11 04:06 PM
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tchunter
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Preserve Wildlife - Use Freezer Bags
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Re: Write a Caption for this
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#2765029
11/18/11 04:21 PM
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Lazy L
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"Hey buddy, Zoophilia is frowned apon in this state!"
"Hey running' buddy what'll say to a twelve pack" 
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[Re: Texan Til I Die]
#2765046
11/18/11 04:25 PM
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NTX7MAG
Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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You piss on the truck one more time and I will bite it off.
Obama just got Trumped
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[Re: NTX7MAG]
#2765059
11/18/11 04:28 PM
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raiderJ
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Bird Dog
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My dog loves the smell of it.... The bird of course
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: raiderJ]
#2765065
11/18/11 04:29 PM
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7mag
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"Is this a pot smelling dog?"
![[Linked Image]](https://s20.postimg.cc/5cn5isf7d/20180718_153033_1531957938497.jpg) "Laugh with many, but don't trust any"
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[Re: 7mag]
#2765157
11/18/11 04:54 PM
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hornet527
Bird Dog
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serously... i didnt go to Penn State?
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: CAMO34]
#2765167
11/18/11 04:59 PM
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cameron00
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Warden: Care to explain, son?
Hunter: Uh...it's not what it looks like. I wasn't poaching, I was having sex with the duck. It was dead when I found it.
*sound of Warden loading his pistol*
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Re: Write a Caption for this
[Re: kindall]
#2765219
11/18/11 05:16 PM
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No Choke
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#2765225
11/18/11 05:19 PM
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007hunter
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"Lassie, go find Timmy, he's stuffing ducks in his pants again"
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Re: Write a Caption for this
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#2765226
11/18/11 05:20 PM
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Smiling Mallard
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"Who's girlfriend you calling a duck Law Dog?"
"Call 'em up close and shoot 'em in the face" 
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#2765338
11/18/11 06:01 PM
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Kenny Powers
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G.W. says,"is that a mallard drake in your pants or are you happy to see me son".
 Guns dont kill people.....bullets do.
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