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 Prayers answered
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11/04/11 01:25 AM
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7mag
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As I was driving home this week worrying about all the crap going on in the Washington and at how my life was falling apart when I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I did.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
![[Linked Image]](https://s20.postimg.cc/5cn5isf7d/20180718_153033_1531957938497.jpg) "Laugh with many, but don't trust any"
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Re: Prayers answered
[Re: 7mag]
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11/04/11 01:29 AM
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CitySlickerHunter
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A Familia Reunion? Or just another excuse to pour concrete w/ a Primo?
"I can't be over gunned because the animal can't be over dead"-Elmer Keith
10/30/2012 I VOTED for The American
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Re: Prayers answered
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11/04/11 02:24 PM
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woodwalker
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CHECK YOUR MAIL
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2011 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two watermelon seeds, a cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up your rear and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.
Hope you get yours soon.
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Re: Prayers answered
[Re: woodwalker]
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11/04/11 02:45 PM
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redchevy
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CHECK YOUR MAIL
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2011 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two watermelon seeds, a cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up your rear and 10 coupons to KFC. The directions were in Spanish.
Hope you get yours soon. Now thats good! On the way into the office the other morning I was in traffic behind an old beat up Z71 with writing all over the tail gate and back glass. I decided to read it it was a bunch of work advertiesments.. in english, but they had a spanish flare in the spelling department it was comical to read. Also my favorite sign on the south side of SA is for a guy who does shreding. His sign read SHREEDING call 555-5555
Last edited by redchevy; 11/04/11 02:46 PM.
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Re: Prayers answered
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11/04/11 04:42 PM
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7mag
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Just so yall know that was me that showed with the lawnmower
"Laugh with many, but don't trust any"
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Re: Prayers answered
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11/04/11 10:43 PM
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Just so yall know that was me that showed with the lawnmower 
"I can't be over gunned because the animal can't be over dead"-Elmer Keith
10/30/2012 I VOTED for The American
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Re: Prayers answered
[Re: BigBlaze07]
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11/08/11 05:31 AM
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kk66
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blasphemas but kind of funny, in college i waited tables on the riverwalk, there was a church convention in town one weekend and some of them came in and told one of the other waiters that they were in town to see jesus, so he sent out jesus that worked in the kitchen
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