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New Priest #2627971 10/03/11 02:55 AM
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New Texas priest





A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in
a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older
priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old
priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest,
and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and
'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one
hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little
better than slapping your knee and saying, "No [censored], what happened next?"



Re: New Priest [Re: Okiedog] #2628699 10/03/11 03:16 PM
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Re: New Priest [Re: dutton1] #2629500 10/03/11 08:00 PM
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Nice


Re: New Priest [Re: Okiedog] #2629757 10/03/11 09:28 PM
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Re: New Priest [Re: redriverpigger] #2630330 10/04/11 01:00 AM
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I like this one........



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Re: New Priest [Re: Hunt n Fish] #2639420 10/07/11 05:10 AM
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