I was reading an article the other day that showed pictures of the different Presidential Libraries.
told how they contain all the pertinent information about the respective presidents.
All of their history before their nominations, the campaign papers and memorabilia,
all of the papers from their presidency, and so on.
A wealth of information about the man and his life both private and public.

That got me to thinking, what would Barack Hussein Obama's presidential library look like
and what would they archive in it? Just exactly what would the design parameters be?
This is what I came up with:

1.) It wouldn't need to be very big because there are no records to archive from before he was president
and everything he does as president is either done in secret, so dumb no one will admit to it, or a lie.

2.) It would have to be very mobile because by the time he is done as president,
no city or state will acknowledge that he ever even visited let alone originally came from there.
Plus if the general public ever caught up with it...

3.) Construction material would need to be easily maintained by minimal staff.
Preferably something that could be hosed out occasionally and left to air dry.

4.) It would be a good idea if it was a dual use facility
so that it could at least get some sort of appropriate use.


The perfect Prez Library for Obama would have to be an outhouse on wheels. No pun intended. Just a joke.

good start..