The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with John,
because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of
them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

Doug slept with John and comes to breakfast the next morning with his
hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "John snored so
loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was Rogers turn. In the morning, same thing, hair
all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! Roger said,
'Man, that John shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all
night."

The third night was Genes turn. Gene was a tanned, older cowboy, a
man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They
said, "Man, what happened?"

Gene said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked John into
bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. John sat up
and watched me all night."

i was laughing so hard i started coughing...

Leave it to the ol cowboy to figure it out..

Good thinking.

Funny stuff.

Now that is funny!!!